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Cover Girl Strip Poker


Cover Girl Strip Poker
Language: English Genre: Adult
Year: 1991 Publisher: Emotional Pictures
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Reviewer: Dos-Games-Online
This game has so much potential but just will end up being a little disappointing for you in the end as the graphics just do not do these women justice.
The game is simple to play using the arrow keys to select and change cards, bet raise et with the number keys being your bet amount. The maximum bet you can make is 900 dollars so you can't get the girls clothes off all in one round. Damn! But the game does seem to sway the luck of what cards are recieved in your favour. So even if you have a dead hand (with no pairs, straights or flushes) then you are likely to win against her equally worse dead hand. How convenient!!!
The dodgey music addes to the seedy atmosphere of this game. I don't know if you have ever play strip poker in real life, but it is quite a thrill and of course every red-blooded bloke wants to see a lady slowly raise the ante by taking off pieces of clothing. The funny thing about this game is that once your out of money it is the end of your game because there is no way a computer will want to see you in front of it naked!
But I digress, once again the main flaw with this old version of such a time-honored game is that the graphics let the ladies down. The pictures are pixilated at best and it does require some imagination sometimes to actually work out what you are looking at. It is almost as thought you are playing the game through the eyes of a drunk...even better authenticity some might say. You can play multi player poker games but why anybody would want to spend time with there mates looking at poorly pixilated naked girls is beyond me. Spend the time elsewhere I'd say.
Download the game for a laugh and a look back on what used to pass as pornographic back in the days before the internet opened up an endless library of the stuff. But be warned, the game can be addictive when you start to loose and you may find yourself desperately trying to strip off the clothes of a girl that won't even look that good anyway. At least you can always blame it on curiousity if your partner happens to catch you in the act of game play. Whatever makes you happy this game is at least sure to entertain you for a short while before you go back to searching the net again for something of better quality.

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